Monday, May 31, 2004

My lousy social skills
scenario 1

guy waits arounds in some cafeteria for the dinner he just ordered when he spots a familiar face and pretends not to notice her...

girl: oi, don fruto...hi...

guy: ei, hi...

girl: kumusta na?

guy: ...uhm, ok lang...

girl: graduate ka na ba?

guy: (waves a shaky hand with matching dumb look)

girl: ahh...alam mo ba pangalan ko?

guy: (looks even dumber)...

girl: Gwen...sa Kalayaan...

guy: aahh...tama...(still looks dumb)

eats dinner awkwardly, then leaves without saying goodbye.

scenario 2

venue:kalayaan dormitory
guy sits by a staircase looking outside, then a girl sits beside him...

girl: Hi,... may problema ka ba?

guy: Uhm, wala naman...

girl: mukha ka kasing malungkot. Ako nga pala si...

-both parties introduce themselves and have a warm conversation. The girl keeps the guy company till his ride arrives about an hour later. The guy bumps into her a week later and doesn't even say hello (l-o-s-e-r).

scenario 3

...to be continued


"act like everything depended on you, pray like everything depended on God"- honest abe

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